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Hydroplane : Test Yourself

by Madison Ruggieri on June 2, 2010.

If you shave with Hydroplane Shave cream today:

A) You will have a smooth, burden-free shave

B) Nigerians will stop sending you spam mail asking you to send your personal banking information

C) You will have the chance to punch a real sesame street muppet

D) Parking Enforcement will lose your records and you won’t have to pay the 27 1/2 tickets you impressively managed to accumulate over lunch break

E) All of the Above

If you shave with a generic shave gel today:

A) You will wish you would have tried Hydroplane because your face hurts and they’re having so much more fun punching REAL muppets and looking good today

B) You will find a suspicious looking curly hair in your next burrito

C) Something is going to hit you somewhere sometime today

D) Bill O’reilly will friend you on Facebook

E) All of the Above

What kind of day are you going to have today?

Brought to you by Martin Gattas

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Madison Ruggieri

Director of Editorial for The Motley. Los Angeles native. A fan of Tolstoy, Tina Fey and the Rolling Stones.